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The Snark | The Pick Me Girl
(extract) “But let’s be decent human beings for three seconds and admit something: the Pick Me Girl doesn’t sprout from nowhere. She’s not some villain of patriarchy fanfic. No – she’s reacting to something real: perceived or actual scarcity of good men."

The Snark
3 days ago4 min read


The Snark | Dating Your Imagination
(extract) “Ah, “love at first sight” – the favorite lie of rom-coms and your aunt who swears she just knew when she saw Uncle Bob at a Grateful Dead concert. Spoiler: what they felt wasn’t love; it was dopamine doing a drive-by shooting in their nervous system."

The Snark
Nov 172 min read


The Snark | Dating Your Misery
(extract) “Writers should thank these heartbreak addicts – they make it easy to inject drama, self-destruction, and deliciously messy emotional stakes into fiction. They’re proof that sometimes the most dangerous affair isn’t with another person, but with misery itself.”

The Snark
Sep 222 min read


The Snark | Writing Awkward Romance
Everything else is the swampy gray middle where assumptions, miscommunications, and “date-adjacent hangouts” live

The Snark
Sep 83 min read


Writer's Prompts | Love Unscripted | Two Guys, One Girl, Zero Good Choices
Writer's Prompt for the podcast "Two Guys, One Girl, Zero Good Choices"
Effigy Press Admin
Aug 281 min read


Podcast | Love Unscripted | Two Guys, One Girl, Zero Good Choices
Love triangles: that razor-thin line between heart-pounding drama and the literary equivalent of soggy toast.
Effigy Press Admin
Aug 281 min read


Writer's Prompts | Love Unscripted | Cupid’s Murder Evidence Board
Writer's Prompt for the podcast "Cupid’s Murder Evidence Board"
Effigy Press Admin
Aug 212 min read


Podcast | Love Unscripted | Cupid’s Murder Evidence Board
Join Tim and LeeAnna as they contemplate your friend group — not so much a circle as a soap opera with bad lighting. One kiss, one breakup, and suddenly everyone’s starring in their own season finale. Plot twists pile up, alliances shift hourly, and Cupid’s arrows feel more like grenades. Welcome to ‘Cupid’s Murder Evidence Board.’
Effigy Press Admin
Aug 211 min read


Writer's Prompts | Love Unscripted | Not Your Troy, Not Your Heaven
Writer's Prompt for the podcast "Not Your Troy, Not Your Heaven"
Effigy Press Admin
Aug 142 min read


Podcast | Love Unscripted | Not Your Troy, Not Your Heaven (part 2)
Tim & LeeAnna continue their dive into emotional turmoil with the second of two of Yeats’s most emotionally raw poems – He Wishes for the Cloths of Heaven.
Effigy Press Admin
Aug 141 min read


Podcast | Love Unscripted | Not Your Troy, Not Your Heaven (part 1)
Tim & LeeAnna dive into two of W. B. Yeats’s most emotionally raw poems – No Second Troy and He Wishes for the Cloths of Heaven – to explore the wreckage of unrequited love, the fine line between worship and resentment, and why offering your dreams might not be enough when she’s already burning down cities. Spoiler: this one’s gonna hurt in all the right ways
Effigy Press Admin
Aug 71 min read


Writer's Prompts | Love Unscripted | Certified: Not A Mess
Writer's Prompt for the podcast "Certified: Not A Mess"
Effigy Press Admin
Jul 312 min read


Podcast | Love Unscripted | Certified: Not A Mess
Dating’s chaotic. So what if there were… standards? Like actual, published, reviewable standards. In this episode, Tim launches his idea of a “Dating Passport” – complete with Contracts of Integrity for Men and Women.
Effigy Press Admin
Jul 311 min read


Podcast | Love Unscripted | Love on a High Horse (part 2)
In this second part of “Love on a High Horse” the duo dives even deeper into the frustrations of modern romance—where expectations are sky-high, but the emotional rewards barely make it off the ground. Get ready for dramatic readings that'll make you laugh, cringe, and maybe even question your own dating choices
Effigy Press Admin
Jul 241 min read


Writer's Prompts | Love Unscripted | Love on a High Horse
Writer's Prompt for the podcast "Love on a High Horse"
Effigy Press Admin
Jul 242 min read


Podcast | Love Unscripted | Love on a High Horse (part 1)
From “do I even want to be around you?” to “can I introduce you to my friends” to “er, can I take off my pants?” – it’s a journey.
Effigy Press Admin
Jul 181 min read


The Snark on Alchemy Podcast "Love Unscripted | Be My Baby"
Authentic, emotionally complex characters can be made by weaving in these nuanced, almost invisible tactics. It’s about creating a relationship where control doesn’t scream “I’m a villain.” Instead, it whispers “This is for your own good” while slowly suffocating the life out of the other person.

The Snark
Jul 35 min read


Writer's Prompts | Love Unscripted | Be My Baby
Writer's Prompt for the podcast "Be My Baby"
Effigy Press Admin
Jul 32 min read


Podcast | Love Unscripted | Be My Baby (part 2)
Includes a dramatic reading from the fictional James and Alice that seems to be kinda weirdly controlling. Or is it? Why does Alice need to dress up as a cheerleader for James’ Superbowl party?
Effigy Press Admin
Jul 31 min read


Podcast | Love Unscripted | Be My Baby (part 1)
Power dynamics, manipulation, and control - oh my! This week (and next), Tim and LeeAnna plow through the ugly, messy reality of how control plays out in relationships. The subtle, often unnoticed ways people - mostly men - bend their partners to their will without even realizing it.
Effigy Press Admin
Jun 262 min read
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