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The Snark | Codependency, Clarity, and One Hell of a Legacy
Write your mess. Write your truth. Write what hurts. Someone out there needs it more than you know

The Snark
Apr 74 min read


The Snark | When the Farmer Didn’t Look Up... The First Forrest Gump
Sometimes the most mythic moment in your book should be the leg of a drowning mythological figure waving from a distant corner.

The Snark
Mar 313 min read


The Snark | The Ultimate Committee Work Triumph
The beauty of language doesn’t always come from sitting in your chair, sipping a nice tea, and waiting for divine inspiration to strike.

The Snark
Mar 174 min read


The Snark | The Man Who Knew... Everything?
The beauty of fiction is that we get to explore those gaps, to discover the things we didn’t know we didn’t know.

The Snark
Mar 105 min read


The Snark | Omnishambles!... The Art of Total Disaster
Don’t be afraid to surprise your readers. After all, life is full of omnishambles—same for your stories

The Snark
Mar 34 min read


The Snark | 17 Words
It was a regular day at the bar when James Joyce’s writer friend sat down, ordered a strong drink.

The Snark
Mar 34 min read


The Snark | A Blast from the Past (But Not the Fun Kind)
The fun, chaotic, and deeply human part of the story is what happens when ideals crash and burn

The Snark
Mar 35 min read


The Snark | The Perils of Doing It Again
It’s about surviving the entire process, then standing on the other side with a wry smile, knowing you’ve done your time.

The Snark
Mar 33 min read


The Snark | Plot Twist: Your Story Needs More Exploding Kids
Here’s the deal: you can either play it safe, writing characters who are as boring as wet toast, or you can let your imagination run wild.

The Snark
Feb 243 min read


The Snark | The Phantom Novel Strikes Again!
So don’t cry over that “failed” manuscript. Embrace it. Hold it close. And then let it go...

The Snark
Feb 173 min read


The Snark | What the Egg? The Great Egg Surcharge of 2025
Find the "egg fee" in your next story, and see where it takes you.

The Snark
Feb 103 min read


The Snark | Florida Man’s Beef, Butter, and Brain Fog
How could someone take a perfectly reasonable idea and turn it into something wildly, explosively, spectacularly out of hand?

The Snark
Feb 34 min read


The Snark | Supercentenarians Aren’t Super... They’re Just Dead
The next time you're stuck for a plot, remember the absurdity of it all. The mistakes, the greed, the human error...

The Snark
Jan 273 min read


The Snark | Chicken for Dessert?
Serve the Weird (it's okay, you'll see what I mean)

The Snark
Jan 223 min read


The Snark | The Woodman’s Son
As a writer, slip a little “Woodman’s Son” moment into your narrative for comic effect (or a fireplace tragedy)!

The Snark
Jan 162 min read


The Snark | Wickedly Flawed Characters
Welcome to Action Park: Where Fiction Writers Find Wickedly Flawed Characters

The Snark
Jan 94 min read


The Snark | 300 words a day? yeah right...
Let’s start with the obvious: writing 300 words a day sounds great in theory. It’s the literary equivalent of going to the gym regularly...

The Snark
Jan 12 min read


The Snark | The Agincourt Playbook
The Agincourt Playbook - How French Overconfidence (and Mud) Can Ruin Everything

The Snark
Jan 14 min read


The Snark | Dumprovement: The Art of Failing Upwards in Style
Ah, verschlimmbesserung—one of those delightful German words that perfectly captures the phenomenon of well-intentioned failure.

The Snark
Jan 13 min read


The Snark | How Not to Kill Your Character… or Your Readers
Dodging the "Giggles of Death"

The Snark
Jan 13 min read
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